I Need Advice!

I'm in a wedding. I managed to get through 40 years of my life without ever doing the whole matching bridesmaid David's Bridal thing, but here I am. I've been a bridesmaid twice but both times escaped the classic dress horror.

I picked up my bridesmaid's dress last week and tried it on for my husband yesterday. The color is "Atlantis" which I discovered today that David's Bridal seems to have discontinued. It is kind of a mermaid-meets-green horror; the picture doesn't do it justice.


In person it is more green, and my husband looked at it and said "you look like a giant Christmas tree ornament."

I spluttered with laughter.

And I mean spluttered.

I spit on the bridesmaid's dress.

So now it is mermaid green with a nice spit water stain on the top and the skirt. Does anyone know how to remove spit stains from satin? Anyone?