Slowly Emerging From Chaos

Our floors are done. Our stove is back in place. We still have a lot of boxes. Here are a few thoughts from our travels.

• One of the relatives we visited had in the basement guest room (among other trash, boxes of textbooks, and non-functional appliances): a can of black pepper, a jar of Folger's decaf, and a container of brewers yeast. Should I therefore not be worried that in the computer room there was a tube of KY jelly?

• At King's Dominion there was an attraction labelled "Witche's Cave." Apparently lack of grammar isn't limited to college students. Why wouldn't you proofread, or at least spell-check, before paying a sign painter?
  

• In the metro, we saw a sign for a local university offering you the chance to "Get your dipoma or MBA." Back when I hired people, if their resume said they had a dipoma I would not have offered them empoyment.

Must unpack boxes now.....